January 2012
derpes:
my mouth said no homo but my heart said all the homos
December 2011
hnknta:
i was gonna do something social for new years but then i realized lol no
my roommate is listening to the dixie chicks not ready to make nice
“coochie blood cookies”
pacify-eris:
menstrual blood cookies. I am so so distressed right now.
I quit the internet.
Watchminniemouseclubhouse:
whiterainbows:
cocainejones:
alcibie:
gooddecisionashley:
santini-houdini:
aboxfullofnonsense:
Fabulous gay norwegian dude who has trouble talking in english, talks to us about butter. Take a look. x)
“…so fuck you american people because you don’t know what it’s like to be without butter…” lol i love this guy
oh my god
SIOBHANNNNNNNNNN LOOK
HAHA IS THIS...
Every time someone starts speaking french I get spat on.
basedgab there’s a party in pilsen and a warehouse party in logan square. idk what else
where do people even find the time to be/do anything
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ezralovesyou:
He gives you a box of jelly donuts for breakfast one morning. As you bite into a donut, he says: “They’re filled with my blood. The ultimate filling. Now you are full of my love.”
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Are we playing hard to get in 2012 or will we be reasonable?
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black people get on my nerves because when you get your weave in they always talking about where you need another track. pleaaaase.
“Well, I like to eat, sleep, drink, and be in love.”
– Langston Hughes (via ihavelovedyousolong)
"pamperin stops all the symptoms of your period"
nom-chompsky:
oh really
even the blood
apug:
i feel like the internet saved and ruined my life at the same time
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god this baby just fell on stage 5 times in real life
i’m devastated
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im watching toddlers and tiara’s and it is so funny watching a mother so openly express hate for their child.
Watchsoydulcedeleche:
witchsistah:
zorascreation:
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
super-eklectic1:
fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:
Shit black single moms say
LMFAO!!
why is this shit so accurate?!!!
“im tired of talkin lord” haahhaaaaa
hahahaaaaa that’s my mom every day!
*side note* didn’t like the f word in there but everything else was right on!!
yeaaaaaah not feelin the f-word, but my mom’s not...
astheplanetsbend:
Sometimes I just want to rip my shirt off, pound my chest, and scream my OTP’s name into the darkness of my living room.
things i ask myself at 1 am:
davyjonesing:
why the hell would coyote ugly require 45 million dollars to make
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“That’s what optimistic means, you know. It means stupid. An optimist is somebody...”
– Louis C.K. (via winnr)
Stop the Racially Targeted Deportation of Hadi...
of-praxis:
of-praxis:
Earlier this year, the Obama Administration terminated NSEERS, a post-9-11 program that targeted and placed non-citizen Muslim men from over 24 countries in deportation proceedings. But the termination provides no relief for thousands of immigrants who face deportation as a result of the program. Hadi Zayed Zaidi, a Pakistani-American who was brought here at...
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Watchnom-chompsky:
super-eklectic1:
fake-dollparts:
Oh shit I remember this!
LOL this just just blew the fuck up . . again.
oh my goodness it’s me 10 years ago!!
this is amazing
this was really cute
Partying on New Year's Eve?
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kndr did i give you my weed mans number? my phone’s dead and i want to pre-order this on google before i get back so i dont have to wait when i get home…
lemme know
when i first accidentally listened to that song the motto i was highly concerned because i thought people were going to start jerking again.
