February 2012
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accidentally opening photobooth and being genuinely surprised at how ugly you are
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i really want two nose hoops but i have a really small nose so idk they barely could pierce the first one im upset
im distressed
mamma-wolf:
whenever my hair is dry it feels like my life is falling apart
The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
Iran:
North Korea:
The United States:
Iran:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.
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donttalktomeplease:
if one more person points out that thats the brown line i will shank you all. you have lived in chicago you know the brown and green lines run on the same track for like 6 stops please #chill
nommeresun:
“hey wanna lay down a verse on this song?”
“no, cause i kinda care about my legacy”
that easy.
my hair is a mess i cant even reply to this text knowing im on the other side of this phone looking like this
wat yu got on mah forty homie
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pacify-eris:
We’re all potential blacks if you think about it.
mrlhn:
i never got the whole put the toilet seat down thing. if i can put it up to pee you can put it down to pee. fucking lazy yo
but we can fall in
hoelita:
Trying to shame somebody into not smoking when they’re already high is pointless.
Then she had the nerve to ask me why I do it.
“It’s fun.”
“No it’s not.”
“And if I have to hear someone say that Republicans are racist ONE MORE TIME I am...”
– (via pacify-eris)
Watchhnknta:
AHAA
wat
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razan: I dont know what i would do with myself if I was a white man...tan a lot and shake my head probably idk
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space-bat:
Indian High Court Rules That the Decision to Abort a Pregnancy Rests with the Wife, Not the Husband
majorenglishesquire:
ceciliaryan:
teacupnosaucer:
somepolitics:
In a significant decision, the Punjab and Haryana High Court last week ruled that the right to abort a pregnancy in a marriage rests with the wife and not husband.
“A woman is not a machine in which raw material is...
pacify-eris:
President Santorum
franshitco:
THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. MAKE A LIST OF YOUR OWN WORRIES, EVERY SINGLE ONE, SIT DOWN, STARE AT THE LIST. PANIC.
nommeresun:
canadians are “diet americans”.
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certifiedholic asked: You ever rock with Crocodile lounge?
“No, we weren’t lovers, but in a way we had opened ourselves to each other even...”
– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via skin-n-bones)
i also think garretts gourmet (lol) popcorn is nasty but i dont like popcorn at all really
still, they stand in lines that go around corners in ridiculous weather for garretts popcorn here and i dont understand it
popcorn smells like urine or vomit to me. idk maybe i have a bad memory associated with popcorn or something whateves
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pacify-eris replied to your post: deep dish pizza is really bad…
mixed feelings. I haven’t had it since like 1999, but I think it was pretty good.
it’s not even really pizza to me, its like lasagna or idk because i like lasagna. i just get so annoyed about it. and im in chicago so thats all these people talk about…
deep dish pizza is really bad…
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richwhitelesbian:
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans
hnknta:
man there’s so much weed out there to be smoked
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no-chicken-chicken broth and vegetable broth are not the same things
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im ruining myself
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leonineantiheroine replied to your post: today i learned people will become offended if you…
lololol with like a hole.
exactly, donuts are so sub-par
today i learned people will become offended if you tell them you dont like donuts
like you’re annoyed that i dont like sugar glazed bread.
What is ash wednesday even about all I see is dirty foreheads. Learn me somebody
How many times are you going to mention that you have a boyfriend tho
I’ve never had diet coke, what’s it like?