I AM KING!

KING MEESHA ! ! !
Call me Meesha!
18, Lesbian & taken
This is my personal blog



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sammneiland:

phoenixflorid:

lauraheartstaxes:

Just printed this for my refrigerator. Thanks tumblr, once again you are AWESOME.

where has this been my whole life

i’m glad to know that when the end of the world comes, i can count on honey.

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phobias:

*takes 2 steps outside*

*feels a slight breeze*

*goes back inside*

(via whale-p0rn)

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

(via midnightcrossing)

88th:

does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes i’m very athletic  

(via lesbian-teen)

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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chaseross:

twoandtwentyonebee:

drarna:

asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs

this is seriously a great post 

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svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

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cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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